Tuesday, January 08, 2008

On Debate

There are things for which the debate has been conducted and there is a settled position. Things like the world is not flat and that the Earth is not the center of the Universe. People who debate those points don't have open minds, they're just stupid.


Wednesday, November 23, 2005


Happiness is a warm Gun, I am your Gun, Barrel of a Gun, Jannie's Got a Gun, Live by the Gun, Tommy Gun, Big Gun, The Home Coming Queens Got a Gun, Annie Get Your Gun, Gospel Machine Gun, Gun, Love Gun, Get My Gun, Big Man With A Gun, Under the Gun, Live By the Gun, The Killers Under the Gun, Buss My Gun, Lazy Gun, Zip Gun, Number One Gun, Steely Dan With A Gun, Get My Gun, Give Her a Gun, Ray Gun, Bring A Gun, Siamese Gun, Throw Away The Gun, Me And A Gun, A Boy and His Machine Gun, Dancing Like a Gun, Johnny Got His Gun.

Mystical Machine Gun

.44 for you cross-beaters.

Close enough for the skull crack-echo to mush my ears,
outstretched tongue tastes brain-froth and blood in the air.
A big slug bounces through last exhale.
My gift to you...

... find your god bitch.

Saturday, November 19, 2005


Food truths;

- goes better with beer
- sometimes needs to be so spicy hot, you can feel it all the way through
- The best part about Kimchee is not the spicy, garlicy fermented cabbage when eaten. Its that the shit fights back afterwards.
- coffee should always be strong
- milk has it's uses, but in general, it's nasty stuff
- most people can't write a recipe for shit, this is why even if you have instructions it's good to know the basics
- the above, x2 if it's posted on the internet
- western society, in general, has an under appreciation for the many aspects of the flavor of fish
- same for garlic, come on... i can taste at least 5 dimensions in there. Peal a clove, and stick it between cheek and gum sometime and you'll know what I mean
- make no compromises, a household eating at the lowest common denominator is a household full of mostly miserable people. send the white-bread throwback to McD's and make some FOOD.
- Alton Brown is a fucking god.
- In a good way.
- When you watch "Clash of the Titans" and start wondering if the Kracken is white meat or red meat, you are open minded enough.
- Too bad it's a rubber stop-action puppet.
- Yum! Kracken with garlic/cilantro marinade over mesquite!